Me and My Tardis
“Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
- The Fault In Our Stars

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↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cool my icon is

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Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.

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fartgallery:

no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo

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Phil is truly underrated...

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thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

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Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

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the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

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alexandranicolemayfield:

overlypolitebisexual:

when u ask an american where they’re from (before you know they’re american” and they’re like “(US city)” and expect you to know where the hell it is lmfao

um you should know duh

funnily enough memorising us geography doesn’t rank high on my list of priorities

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gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

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imsherllocked:

Dan, Phil and The Potato Metaphor

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lost it at the music

it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND

I  G FOUDN IT 

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